draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.
dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic
it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position
it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual
please place a sterile bandage on that BURN
Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein
Aubrey Plaza’s is my absolute favorite.
I’m insanely jealous of people who are openly out and proud and have the 100% support of their parents and family and that’s a really sad thing to be jealous over because that should be a given for everyone.
I have no problem with someone telling me it’s almost their birthday, because you know what,that’s great, I’m happy for you man. But when you remind me every single fucking day I start to lose interest.
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
I MUST HAVE THEM ALL
I’m so mad that these aren’t real things I can really put on my body.
flowers are the reproductive organs of plants.
why is it acceptable to look at the reproductive organs of a plant, but not at human’s?
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something